As a lover of musicals, I'm feeling rather disappointed in my good friends Rodgers and Hammerstein today. My flatmate and I decided we needed to watch a light, cheery sort of film the other day and I have the R&H boxset, three of which I'd never seen so we picked one of those at random on the principle that we knew of one ace song in it. South Pacific (we knew 'I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair'). We were badly let down. This film breaks all the rules! Now, I'm not claiming to be an expert on musicals but even I know that there are specific rules for musicals... There must be a majority of upbeat, slightly cheesy but wonderful songs that you can sing along to with gusto, an unequivocal happy ending and NO DEATHS. Except minor, preferably bad, characters (Nancy in Oliver is a borderline rule-breakage. They only just get away with that). They can die if necessary. But in South Pacific one half of one of the couples actually dies! No mistake, I watched right through to the end hoping it was a mistake but no. He was actually dead. Disgraceful. And the songs? Turns out there's a reason that the only one we knew was 'I'm gonna wash...' they rest are extremely sickly - think where is love from Oliver and multiply the badness and sickliness by a million and you're getting close. Ugh. And to add insult to injury, each of these songs was accompanied by scenery turned a strange colour and fog coming in; it's a good thing none of the characters had asthma is all I can say.
So, all in all I was disappointed (can you tell?). Maybe some of you like it and if so, good for you. I don't think I'll be watching it again any time soon but maybe sometime I'll give it another chance. Perhaps with the right company and when I'm prepared for such cheese and rule breaking. In the meantime, however, I'm going to comfort myself with one that I know keeps to the rules. Oliver, or Sound of Music? Or Maybe Oklahoma. Decisions, decisions....